Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dead, dead, dead.

What I knew about limes:
- they're green lemons.
- they go great with tequila.

What I now know about limes:
- they're rotten lemons.
- fuck 'em.

This evening I made Lime Meltaways.

When I first started zesting the limes, I smelled mint. I do not understand this.

Also, limes suck. Mine must have been old or gimped or something 'cause they had no juice. There was absolutely no juice in either of them, none (except for a half a tablespoon).

Bad limes. Evil limes. Dead limes.
Do you know what a dead lime looks like? I never actually cared but surprisingly, they're kinda pretty.

 In a dead and rotten way.