I asked my brother what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he sent me this:
I said um, no. Acceptable answers would have included "chocolate," "vanilla," and "Dairy Queen."
Eventually I got my act together and spent several hours googling peanut butter. Did you know if you use natural peanut butter in baking, it'll separate and be yucky? So you can't even pretend it's healthy.
I made two cakes, two frostings, and one fitness bootcamp. That's balance, right?