How come the italian bulldozers on Cake Boss can create beautiful cakes and I can't decently decorate a sugar cookie?
|Gingers need representation too. |
S'all about equality.
|Naked, but happy.|
I guess there were other things going on other than my chocolate awesomeness. For example, decorations:
|Feathers in my hair. |
Waaay cooler than a Dancing Santa.
This guy sits in the kitchen and stares at me with his black eyes and scared felt skin. Think Frosty meets Hannibal Lector. He's also at butt-level, which makes him even creepier.