Capital A-pocalypse

Have you ever had floss get stuck around your fingers when you're standing in your fuzzy bathrobe and wondered if there was a zombie apocalypse right now and the only weapon you had was the Glock you keep beside your toothbrush, and you got rushed by your newly undead neighbour, would you die because your trigger finger was trapped in spearmint?

PS: I spellchecked "apocalypse" and got "Apocalypse." Nicely played, Spellcheck.