What happens at rehearsal... (pretend this was posted 2 months ago, k?)

The men were having issues with one of their dance numbers because one guy was missing and it was throwing off the formations. There was one part in particular where two of the other men lift him. So I--in my skirt and heels--jumped in and tried to act like a man. Wide stance. Shoulders back. Be, um...manly.

(It's possible I don't know how to be manly.)

(But I tried anyway.)

Song began and choreography went much smoother till we shifted into the next half of the song, which changes a bit. I'd only seen the guys do it once so I got into place and then--oh shit.

I remember this part now. It's the part where the guy I'm filling in for gets lifted.

And the moment I realize this--on video--I very clearly swear.

Whoops...

I may have a problem.