The Best Five Hours Spent On Earth

Today, I wrote a play.

:)

Stupid September.

Oh Sweet Jesus.

I just went into the kitchen to make some tea and a big ass (big! really really big!) spider tried to get me!

Ahhgrahewwblargh!
(sound it out slowly)

This is why I hate autumn. Bring on the snow and the black ice and the blizzards, I demand Winter!

This site made me smile.

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L'oignon.

I'm pro-abortion and anti-death penalty.

I'm a very complex person.